no it's not like that

When presenting a sales proposition, what to respond when the receipient of the proposal says "But we don't want to be at loss"

Sentence 1: "No! it's not like that!"
State firmly. Insist that whatever "be at loss" was, or how likely that outcome might be, "NO!", insist "It's NOT like that."

Sentence 2: "You won't be at loss"
Having made the point, make the point again: It is "NOT" like that, you won't be at loss. (Here at loss can of course be many things, "loose money", "be fucked in the ass", "be defamed due to"... etc.

Sentence 3: "We will take the loss for you."
This is where you explain why he won't be at loss, because you will be. "You see, we'll be doing all the hard work, taking all the risks, bending over backwards, and then some. (go into details on the places where he might be at loss, but each case being covered by you).

Making sure to speak firmly and reasonably at each step.

Some com'on conversation with women on date

man to women

"That's a great ring/ear ring/jewelry that you're wearing"

"You know? You look especially hot/sexy/sophisticated/pretty/nice/delicate when you are mad"

"I'm not chasing you... so don't chase me away."

"So what are you so happy about?"

frequently used IM shorthand conjugation in Chinese

你爹 urpa
你妈 urma
你哥/弟 urbro
你姐/妹 ursis
你叔叔 urunc
你舅舅 ??
你姨姨
你姑姑，姑妈
你婶婶 ??
你嫂子 ??
你老婆 ，妻子，爱人??
你老公，丈夫，爱人 ??
你表姐
你表哥
你表嫂
你表姨
女婿
妹夫
襟兄／弟
兄嫂嫂
叔父
堂弟、堂兄堂妹、堂姐
你岳母 urmail
你岳父 urpail
你爷 urgpa, urpagpa, uryy
你奶 urgma, urpagma, urnn
你外公 urgma, urmagpa
你外婆 urgma, urmagma
孩子她妈 kidma
孩子他爹 kidpa
你老爷 urggpa(urpaggpa)
你老奶 urggma(urpaggma)
你大爹
你曽祖父，曽祖母
曽孙，曽孙女
伯父伯母
叔父，
叔母
叔婆
婶婆
侄子,侄儿
侄孙，
侄孙女
内侄
姑夫
姑母
孙子，外孙子
孙女，外孙女
外甥，外甥女
姨甥，
祖翁
外孙媳
外甥媳
内侄媳妇
also, one can s/ur/yo/ and repeat some elements for embellishment
i.e. yomama, et.

use 't' for third person possessive her/his
tnnd, tmd, or worse yomama's ... etc.

I want you

boy: "So, [substitute beautiful girl's name], I'm going to be rich some day, marry me?"
girl: "NO! I don't want marry you. Besides, I don't want to marry rich man!"
boy: "But, but! I don't want to be poor!"
girl: "So? you don't have to marry me!"
boy: "But I want you!"

girl.... still in silent refusal...


sigh... in retrospect... the good way for this conversation to have went;

.
.
.
boy: "But i love you!!"
girl: "oh.... hehe, I love you too."
[silent yes]

How to trick girls in to a date

In the good old days when girls were "dumb"... it was customary for experienced elder bro to advise his younger bro on how to ask a girl out: she will obviously have an answer like "yeah, I have plans already" if you ask on thursday. BUT if you ask her "What you doing this Friday" on monday, surely, she won't have anything in mind.... Leading to her to be unable to refuse...
(yes, several people actually advised me to do this)

so I did, and here's her response:

"uhhh, I don't know yet... But there are a few people I'm asking out... You can check back later"


hehe... some how, she responded in time, and felt perfectly natural to say to me that there plenty of people she'd rather be with...

Anyway, the lesson is... that move only works on really good friends with whom you can insist:

"Who? Who were you going to ask out that you'd rather spend time with than me??!!"

Spiderman come-on line

Helpful neighbor:

Say to her: "You good women, I'm good man."

mumbles

oh baby I love you too.

segways

(some times when interrupting, but mostly to regain attention)

"Speaking of nucular reactors, Did you hear about the one in ..."

"On a related note, our business on the other side is in serious green..."

"Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the logs are collecting dust..."

"Yeah, but that was from blah of yesteryear. today we mass produce this with a flick of a switch"

"Alternatively, we could consider it as follows"

"Let's focus on the road ahead."

"Let's not loose focus on the task at hand."

etc.